Tuesday, July 28, 2009

alrite, squeezin in a short post before i go eat. THIS WEEK SUX. 3 tests, n gta hand in wrtoral. nxt week pretty much gna suck oso but not as sucky as dis week. alrite good luck to everyone who is studyin out dere, now if u are bored, u can ponder over this qn. does the egg come first or the chicken? i have an answer =D share with u all de answer nxt post. LOL.

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Thursday, July 23, 2009

hey, been so long since de kimchi collection, hope u all liked it. many old kimchi fans comin back to give deir support. many thanks =D. been a very gay week. very tiring. slpin late wakin up early. ESPECIALLY MONDAY. MONDAY SUCKED. felt so cheated. went down to singapore flyer for nth. long story, dowana tok abt it. makes me wana curse and swear at de ael group, which i dun feel like. lol. anws today... de main show is de man with hair as thick as..... a bush.

amazed? shocked? can ur hair hide a phone? hahaha. its not a trick, we reali hid de phone in dere. no camera effects or wad. meet the man himself, bak bak, and wad he has to say.

"which hair saloon i go ar?"

"dowan tell u leh!"

"k la i tell u... i got private hair stylist. neh he over here."

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Saturday, July 11, 2009

alrite ppl, at the 481st post, its de long awaited kimchi collection ENCORE! before u see de collection back in de 318th post at 25th dec 2007, lets take a look at some feedbacks given by some fans aft viewing de kimchi collection.

"I WANT MY KIMCHI COLLECTION NOW!!!!!"

"oh yea! i look at kimchi collection and play chinese chess every nite."

"hahaha i prefer to fly aeroplane"

"eh go away la, lim pei very busy one."

"hahaha. aiyo dun ask mi la, i paiseh"

"eh i lidat can win kimchi not?"

"damit i admit defeat..."

"WHY DUN HAVE MY COLLECTION! T.T"

"kimchi makes my whole body tingle..."

"kimchi FTW."

"kimchi collection? hahahaha. i use it to train my 6 pacs. i see le den i luff until de pacs come out."

alrite. aft lookin at our viewers comments aft de kimchi collection, i shall present to u kimchi collection now. i apologise for not making any modifications to it due to de lack of direct contact with kimchi himself. but u cant blame mi, i guess he is afterall a super star and he is too busy... well... eating, slping, and watchin prawn.

ppl! de wait iz over... at de 318th post of dis blog, it is de legendary kimchi collection. before dat, shall post in de comments of our kimchi fans

"kimchi collection??? got hotter den mi not?

"?!. wth i got rival? aiya sure lose to my sianglai collection one."

"yea man kimchi! dey cant see my face rite?"

"erm, ya ok loh. gd. dun reali noe wad u tokin abt."

"kimchi collection? simi lai eh? aiya ho la ho la"

the many steps, to make a perfect kimchi....

step1, be emo :

"with emotions in ur kimchi, comes great taste."

step2, have powerful arms... learn pds :

"kimchi salute, salute de kimchi, respect em. with great arm muscles comes great strength to grind the kimchi."

step3, have an attitude, have anger :

"with attitude and anger, there will be character. character in the kimchi makes it alive."

step4, have a hot look and a hot butt :

*note, dis iz de real thing, yea, kimchi butt upclosed.

*take note of his butt can le.

hot fav

"hot-ness gives de kimchi its spicy flavour."

step5, learn how to open a box of pie :

1) ask a fren via sms.

2) peel de sides with caution, remember, slow n easy wins the race.

3) o yea! almost dere, open the cover of the box next.

4) next, taste it in ur mouth. o yea. heavenly pie. <3

5) dun forget to wipe ur mouth wif tissue aft eating.

"you might think this has no link with makin kimchi... well, you are right."

step 6, learn life-long skills :

like...

spreading kaya/butter

learn to play a Nintendo DS

keep track of time, kip a watch wif u.

"you never know when these skills come in handy, be prepared, be resilliant."

step7, pull the strings with others

oops looks lyk kimchi got abit tangled up.

thats all for the kimchi making. special thanks to gerald and guifeng, they got hlp mi take some pics. yupp. =) 1 2 3 KIMCHI! (handsign)

thats right. KIMCHI WILL ALWAYS LIVE IN OUR HEARTS. ALTHO HE IS TWICE DE SIZE HE IS IN DE PIC RITE NOW, I BELIEVE, AND WE BELIEVE HE WILL WAKE UP AND STAND UP FRM HIS COMFORTABLE SOFA!

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