Nelson "omg omg! we r gna lose him!"

Delta "wad do we do... commander."

Nelson "looks lyk... we lost. his backup ... its too powerful"

Delta "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa"

Delta "he iz... so cheap."

Nelson "wait... cud dat be... HIM?!"

Nelson "eh spot check if gerald iz with us or not"

Delta "he's here sergeant major"

Nelson "ok means dat guy not gerald."

Delta "OMG! MEANS IT IZ HIM!"

Nelson "he sot ar?"

HIM "i haf come to turn myself in..."

Nelson+Delta "?!"

HIM "go ahead... get it done quick."

*carrys to the fountain of life

*screams n shouts

Delta "eh eh eh zw first!"

ZW "BU YAO! I OWNSELF JUMP!"

Delta "bu yao leh!"

suddenly...

the ultimate backup appears

hidden behind the sleeves of lewis

it is... H E R.

none other than the one and only

who shares the same initials as lewis

C M L!

Delta "?!?!?!" *drops zw

H E R "what r u ya'll doing?!"

H E R "its very late already you know, hurry up and go home"

Delta "its raining"

H E R "dun u have umbrella?"

Delta *giv duh look "no."

H E R "dun ur parents drive?"

Delta *giv a more duh look "they not free."

H E R "oh ok, just dun make so much noise becuz i can hear frm inside"

and thats how... i... crossed the 38th parallel, unharmed, unhurt, untouched, undisturbed, unwadevadereiz.

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leaving that aside. now i shall do on a reflection on my first visit to the police post on the 24th february 2008.

I was excited. upon knowing havin to visit the police post, i was engulfed in excitement. on the nite of the 23rd february, i cud not slpin, not being to stop tinkin abt the adventures i will have the nxt day visitin the police post. i wondered how it was like and how the policemen inside are. are they friendly? fierce? stern? i do not know.

the next day, i was filled with joy and excitement as i skipped my way to the police post. upon reaching the door, i noticed that inside was very very dark. was it closed? i tot to myself. i was starting to get disappointed, but nevertheless i still pushed open the door. the door wouldn't budge?! i wanted to cry.

then something near the door handle caught my attention, it was a sign sayin "pull". then i pulled the door and like magic, IT OPENED! a genius i am. i thought i cud almost become a magician already. then i stepped in, no policeman were in sight, suddenly 3 policemen poped out from a room. apparently they were busy, busy slacking.

there was 2 chinese and 1 malay. 2 corporal and 1 staff sergeant. i could tell the policemen were excited to see mi, maybe they were too bored and needed customers. how can i tell? when i asked a question, 3 of them would reply mi. when i ask for a simple thing, "do i need a police permit if i stay overnite as east coast park for 1 nite?" apparently dey jus nided yes or no but dey went to call up marine parade police post and got national parks number n went one big round and in the end the staff sergeant told mi, no. i waited 10mins for a no. o.o. wow. shows how enthu our policemen are. LOL. in de end i got alot of redundant info. i tink dey fail eng compo one, write out of point. LOL. dats all for my trip to the police post.